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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:42:05 -0400

COONTIME.

jimsterdoritos: I just wanted to draw Karkat like this

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:41:03 -0400

jimsterdoritos:

I just wanted to draw Karkat like this

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:18:44 -0400

swaggie2cape: you know me so well its like im the hero in the story and youre the rival character...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:12:46 -0400

swaggie2cape:

you know me so well

its like im the hero in the story and youre the rival character who always shows up wherever i am and knows everything about me and then eventually we have to team up to fight the big villain and everyone gets confused because its like

are they friends? are they enemies??

and all the bloggers start shipping us in like 50 different ways but actually were none of those things and we sit around laughing about it

SURE, DAVE. THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE OUR RELATIONSHIP.

swaggie2cape: i wouldnt put it past me ok ive missed a lot of shit from not paying attention its...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:02:03 -0400

swaggie2cape:

i wouldnt put it past me ok ive missed a lot of shit from not paying attention its kind of a problem

john got mad at me once for not paying attention im p sure it was intense

id like to thank the academy

YOU DIDN’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO HIM WHEN HE GOT MAD AT YOU, DID YOU?

THE ACADEMY SAYS FUCK OFF.

swaggie2cape: man everyone knows im bad at paying attention dont even front plus you guys are...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:56:13 -0400

swaggie2cape:

man everyone knows im bad at paying attention dont even front

plus you guys are really hard to keep track of youre always doing some weird shit idk youre aliens and youve got vampires and theres something about monster parents and everyone is having stupid dreams or someth????? idek

i am aware of exactly how fascinating my life is but thanks for noticing

I THINK YOU’RE PLAYING THAT “I DON’T PAY ATTENTION THING” UP WAY MORE THAN IS ACTUALLY TRUE.

HONESTLY, I’M SURPRISED YOU’VE EVEN GOTTEN THAT MUCH ABOUT US. I WOULD GIVE YOU SOME KIND OF AWARD IF I GAVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO ACTUALLY DO THAT.

swaggie2cape: i almost asked what you were freaking out about but yeah there was some shit going...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:43:05 -0400

swaggie2cape:

i almost asked what you were freaking out about but yeah there was some shit going down

idk exactly what the shit was but it happened for sure i remember that

oh man you know just like

hanging out and stuff

normal shit that i do or i guess at least the stuff im still allowed to do with a broken wrist but yeah

IF YOU’RE TOO MUCH OF AN IDIOT TO EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING THAT’S GOING ON, I’M NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

RIGHT, OF COURSE. MORE FASCINATING DAYS IN THE LIFE OF DAVE STRIDER.

swaggie2cape: corruptedgenes replied to your post: UH, SO. …HEY. NO, I DON’T NEED ANYTHING. I JUST...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:31:04 -0400

swaggie2cape:

corruptedgenes replied to your post: UH, SO. …HEY.

NO, I DON’T NEED ANYTHING. I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. SINCE WE HAVEN’T TALKED IN A WHILE, YOU KNOW.

oh

ok cool

so like

whats up and stuff

WHAT’S UP?

UH… ASIDE FROM HOW BADLY I WAS FREAKING OUT LAST NIGHT? NOTHING.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

ill consider it at length

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:18:25 -0400

FINE, SINCE YOU’RE GOING TO BE SMUG ABOUT IT.

no way. you should just go talk to him.

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:16:02 -0400

UGH.

IF I TALK TO HIM WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE??

sanguinesanguisuge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:09:28 -0400

sanguinesanguisuge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

yeah he definitely gave up. talking to you is like talking to a brick wall! you guys could have at least been friends karkat, why didnt you talk to him?

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:07:13 -0400

YEAH, IT’S ALWAYS MY FAULT, ISN’T IT?

FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE.

YOU’RE ALL ASSHOLES, THANKS.

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:03:42 -0400

YOU’RE ALL ASSHOLES, THANKS.

no he definitely made attempts to talk to you before, i remember. he probably just gave up.

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:02:37 -0400

WHAT.

BUT.

NO.

yummytomatoes: bored so doodled some faces

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:00:54 -0400

yummytomatoes:

bored so doodled some faces

caracallasantithesis said: wwhy not its not like ivve had a good cullin in a wwhile YEAH, OK. GO...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:57:56 -0400

caracallasantithesis said: wwhy not its not like ivve had a good cullin in a wwhile

YEAH, OK. GO AHEAD AND HUNT THEM DOWN THEN.

GOOD LUCK FINDING A SINGLE PERSON IN THE HUGE MULTIVERSE.

my problem is that youre too much of a chicken to even talk to dave anymore

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:55:43 -0400

HE ISN’T TALKING TO ME EITHER, SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE AT FAULT.

hey kar do you need a little help there because it looks like you do the anon seems to havve you by the bulge

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:53:00 -0400

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? HUNT THEM DOWN? I DON’T THINK THAT’S POSSIBLE.

its ok karkat that kind of aggravation is normal when you want to fuck someone you cant! because you totally couldnt even if you tried

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:52:00 -0400

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, JUST ANSWER ME THAT.

you should probably talk to him about these sexual urges youre having im sure hed be delighted to hear about it

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:50:06 -0400

I’M NOT HAVING ANY SEXUAL URGES YOU MORON.

I’M JUST AGGRAVATED.

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jimsterdoritos: I just wanted to draw Karkat like this

swaggie2cape: you know me so well its like im the hero in the story and youre the rival character...

swaggie2cape: i wouldnt put it past me ok ive missed a lot of shit from not paying attention its...

swaggie2cape: man everyone knows im bad at paying attention dont even front plus you guys are...

swaggie2cape: i almost asked what you were freaking out about but yeah there was some shit going...

swaggie2cape: corruptedgenes replied to your post: UH, SO. …HEY. NO, I DON’T NEED ANYTHING. I JUST...

ill consider it at length

no way. you should just go talk to him.

sanguinesanguisuge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

yeah he definitely gave up. talking to you is like talking to a brick wall! you guys could have at least been friends karkat, why didnt you talk to him?

YOU’RE ALL ASSHOLES, THANKS.

no he definitely made attempts to talk to you before, i remember. he probably just gave up.

yummytomatoes: bored so doodled some faces

caracallasantithesis said: wwhy not its not like ivve had a good cullin in a wwhile YEAH, OK. GO...

my problem is that youre too much of a chicken to even talk to dave anymore

hey kar do you need a little help there because it looks like you do the anon seems to havve you by the bulge

its ok karkat that kind of aggravation is normal when you want to fuck someone you cant! because you totally couldnt even if you tried

you should probably talk to him about these sexual urges youre having im sure hed be *delighted* to hear about it

you should probably talk to him about these sexual urges youre having im sure hed be delighted to hear about it