THE THING THAT AMAZES ME IS THAT I HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE FOR A FUCKING PERIGEE OR SOMETHING, AND I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN I DID WHEN I LEFT.

WHY.



hugebeach:

what 38|

WHAT, YOU’RE NOT? WAS I READING THAT WRONG OR DID YOU JUST NOT REALIZE YOU WERE DOING IT?

(Source: corruptedgenes)



swaggie2cape:

this is really disappointing

im gonna have to rethink my strategy here

YOU’RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH, DAVE.

(Source: corruptedgenes)



swaggie2cape said: yeah you definitely dont

YEAH, I DON’T. THERE’S NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY, SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYING FOR.



swaggie2cape shouted, "hey youre online for once hows being a trophy wife going for you"

I DON’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.


1 month ago / 2 notes

azureousgaze shouted, "You could have told me, though! I think that's pretty important!"

ANYWAY, IT WAS KIND OF A WHILE AGO, NOW. I DIDN’T TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T RESPONDED TO MY TEXTS IN, WHAT, A FUCKING SWEEP? SO, YEAH. SORRY ABOUT THAT I GUESS.



azureousgaze shouted, "Holy shit I'm so 8ehind on everything."

IT’S EASY TO GET BEHIND ON THINGS WHEN YOU’RE NEVER HERE. I WOULD KNOW.



azureousgaze shouted, "W8 what when did you get a m8sprit."

WAIT WHEN DID YOU EVEN SEND THIS.



hugebeach said: ooh dish 38O

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU’RE A PART OF IT.



HUH. SEEMS LIKE THERE’S SOME MAJOR HATEFLIRTING GOING ON HERE.


1 month ago / 1 note

I DON'T CARE.


Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and everything you thought you knew is wrong.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT.
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