swaggie2cape said: who are you
JUST SOME ASSHOLE. IT DOESN’T MATTER.
definitely does :D
HEY, UH. JADE? JADE.
it so totally is!!!
HEY JOHN. YOU SEEM TO BE IN A PARTICULARLY CHEERY MOOD TONIGHT.
HEY, YEAH, THIS PLACE EXISTS.
what do you even do without me you must be so lost
SHIT, I DON’T KNOW. I’D PROBABLY BE LAYING THERE FACE-DOWN IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE IF YOU WEREN’T AROUND.
i believe in your ability to be a piece of shit karcrab
THANKS DAVE, THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
well its a tough field youve got some hard competition but i believe youll pull it through if you believe in yourself and your douchebaggery
THAT’S THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER BELIEVED IN.
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
im nominating you for worst boyfriend btw
I THOUGHT I WOULD’VE WON THE AWARD FOR THAT THREE TIMES IN A ROW BY NOW.