COONTIME.

jimsterdoritos:

I just wanted to draw Karkat like this

swaggie2cape:

you know me so well

its like im the hero in the story and youre the rival character who always shows up wherever i am and knows everything about me and then eventually we have to team up to fight the big villain and everyone gets confused because its like

are they friends? are they enemies??

and all the bloggers start shipping us in like 50 different ways but actually were none of those things and we sit around laughing about it

SURE, DAVE. THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE OUR RELATIONSHIP.

swaggie2cape:

i wouldnt put it past me ok ive missed a lot of shit from not paying attention its kind of a problem

john got mad at me once for not paying attention im p sure it was intense

id like to thank the academy

YOU DIDN’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO HIM WHEN HE GOT MAD AT YOU, DID YOU?

THE ACADEMY SAYS FUCK OFF.

swaggie2cape:

man everyone knows im bad at paying attention dont even front

plus you guys are really hard to keep track of youre always doing some weird shit idk youre aliens and youve got vampires and theres something about monster parents and everyone is having stupid dreams or someth????? idek

i am aware of exactly how fascinating my life is but thanks for noticing

I THINK YOU’RE PLAYING THAT “I DON’T PAY ATTENTION THING” UP WAY MORE THAN IS ACTUALLY TRUE.

HONESTLY, I’M SURPRISED YOU’VE EVEN GOTTEN THAT MUCH ABOUT US. I WOULD GIVE YOU SOME KIND OF AWARD IF I GAVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO ACTUALLY DO THAT.

swaggie2cape:

i almost asked what you were freaking out about but yeah there was some shit going down

idk exactly what the shit was but it happened for sure i remember that

oh man you know just like

hanging out and stuff

normal shit that i do or i guess at least the stuff im still allowed to do with a broken wrist but yeah

IF YOU’RE TOO MUCH OF AN IDIOT TO EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING THAT’S GOING ON, I’M NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

RIGHT, OF COURSE. MORE FASCINATING DAYS IN THE LIFE OF DAVE STRIDER.

swaggie2cape:

corruptedgenes replied to your post: UH, SO. …HEY.

NO, I DON’T NEED ANYTHING. I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. SINCE WE HAVEN’T TALKED IN A WHILE, YOU KNOW.

oh

ok cool

so like

whats up and stuff

WHAT’S UP?

UH… ASIDE FROM HOW BADLY I WAS FREAKING OUT LAST NIGHT? NOTHING.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

FINE, SINCE YOU’RE GOING TO BE SMUG ABOUT IT.

UGH.

IF I TALK TO HIM WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE??