swaggie2cape:

i know

what do you even do without me you must be so lost

SHIT, I DON’T KNOW. I’D PROBABLY BE LAYING THERE FACE-DOWN IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE IF YOU WEREN’T AROUND.



swaggie2cape:

i believe in your ability to be a piece of shit karcrab

THANKS DAVE, THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.


4 days ago / 20 notes / © swaggie2cape

swaggie2cape:

well its a tough field youve got some hard competition but i believe youll pull it through if you believe in yourself and your douchebaggery

THAT’S THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER BELIEVED IN.



jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via ectobetide)


4 days ago / 69,713 notes / © jaclcfrost

swaggie2cape:

im nominating you for worst boyfriend btw

I THOUGHT I WOULD’VE WON THE AWARD FOR THAT THREE TIMES IN A ROW BY NOW.



swaggie2cape:

i know you are but what am i

STUPID. I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT.



swaggie2cape:

youre so stupid holy shit

HOW DOES ANY OF THAT MAKE ME STUPID? YOU’RE STUPID, NOT ME.



swaggie2cape:

no one is

hows being bottom bitch to the future empress treatin ya karkles

or should i say something dumb and fishy like idk

karcrab

is that a thing she calls you i bet it is

HOLY SHIT, STOP.

LITERALLY THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT I’M LIVING IN A GIANT PALACE NOW. WHICH I GUESS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY BIG DIFFERENCE, SINCE IF I’D BEEN AT MY OLD HIVE THEY PROBABLY WOULD’VE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY BLOOD AND CULLED ME BY NOW. BUT WHATEVER, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.



swaggie2cape:

wrong

its been up johns ass

SOMEHOW, I’M NOT EVEN SURPRISED.



swaggie2cape:

YEAH, HAHA, LET’S MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE GUY WHO HASN’T BEEN AROUND.

thats exactly what im doing

FUCK YOU, SHUT UP. YOUR HEAD’S PROBABLY BEEN UP YOUR OWN ASS, JUST LIKE ALWAYS.



I DON'T CARE.


Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and everything you thought you knew is wrong.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT.
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