is everything going ok for you? it’s been a while and now i’m worried. none of us have heard from you long enough that dave’s been complaining about it.
DAVE COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING, TO BE FAIR.
BUT YEAH, I’M FINE. I’VE JUST BEEN LIVING HERE IN MEENAH’S PALACE AND GETTING DRAGGED ALL OVER IT AND THE SURROUNDING AREAS. I’M FUCKING LIVING THE DREAM OVER HERE, JOHN.
yes, karkat, i did actually miss you. am i not allowed to miss you or something? i mean, come on, what’s wrong?
NOTHING’S WRONG. I JUST DIDN’T THINK I WAS MISSED THAT MUCH. IT’S NOT ALL THAT HARD TO BELIEVE CONSIDERING MY PERSONALITY.
Out of curiosity, what would you call me, full name, if it were up to you?
HELL, I DON’T KNOW.
NAMES AREN’T EXACTLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE OR ANYTHING.
because we’re good and dear friends, silly. didn’t i just explain it?
ARE YOU BEING OBNOXIOUSLY CHEERY ON PURPOSE OR DID YOU REALLY MISS ME THAT MUCH?
I didn’t go before a judge and petition for my fucking middle name to be legally changed to Danger for some mouthy asshole to tell me off for no good reason.
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.
what, can’t i be happy to see my good and dear friend karkat?
WHY WOULD YOU BE?
good job karkat!!! :D
THANKS. IT’S NICE TO KNOW MY TIME AWAY HASN’T COMPLETELY FUCKED ME UP.
at least im not the only one who hasnt been here in a while
YEAH, I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD THING.
Oh come on, I’ve established that Danger is my middle name.
NOT AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED.
ROSE “SMART ASS COMMENTS” LALONDE.